Current mood:	drained
Current music:	Motley Crue - Dr Feelgood

Driving Rant
Okay, so here is my first rant on here ever, and it promises to be a "slobber-knocker". This one is all about driving. Something we all do, and all enjoy....most of the time. Well here goes:

Slow Drivers:
Move your FUCKING ASS! I don't go through 55MPH zones to sit behind your turtle paced ass to go 40! Move it! If I wanted to go 40, I would go through a 40MPH zone. These drivers are usually old people, or girls who can't drive and put on makeup/talk on a cell phone/change the radio station/blow someone at the same time. If you want to do something that is gonna frustrate other drivers if you do it, PULL OVER! That's what the shoulder is for!

Pulling Out In Front Of Someone:
Okay, listen up jerk-offs. If you pull out in front of someone, GO THE SPEED THEY ARE GOING OR MOVE! If you are pulling out in front of someone coming at you going 60MPH, go 60MPH. Fifty miles per hour isn't gonna cut it. And just in case any of you are wondering, I always accelerate just so the person behind me does not have to touch their brake pedal.

Cutting me off:
This is just assinine. You do this, there is a chance that you might get hit in the ass because brakes only work so well. Oh, and if someone flips you off for doing this, then YOU are the dick, not the person who flipped you off. Every time I cut someone off (always by half accident), I fully expect them to follow me to my destination and beat the shit out of me. It is only fair that they do that. Shit, I wouldn't even fight back. Cutting someone off should be penalized by death!

Driving With No Lights At Night:
Dumb. That is the only word I can use to describe this practice. If you drive with your lights off, how am I supposed to see you? And guess what, if I hit you, it is partially my fault. That is total bullshit. You have a deathwish? Fine. But don't include me in your suicide pact!

Driving Drunk:
Don't get all "your a hypocrite" or that is just wrong on me, but I have done this before. But at least I'm not stupid about it. If I KNOW I can't drive, guess who walks a little, or calls for a ride? ME. That's right, if I believe that I cannot get home reasonably safe, while avoiding Johnny Law, I don't drive. If you are too fucked up to walk, guess what, you cannot drive! I try not to do this, but I have been reasonably okay at doing it, and it's not like I do it all the time, so stay off my ass about it!

Check out the Current Music headline for a little nod to drunk driving involving Vince Neil of Motley Crue and a drummer from Hanoi Rocks, Razzle.

Here is a section just for the guys (or some lesbians):
When you are getting road head, please pay a little attention to the road. This is not only for my protection, it is for yours too. What do you think happens to her jaw when you get into an accident? John Bobbit sound familiar? Yeah, it might get reattached, if she doesn't swallow the damn thing. Trust me, I know it feels good, but pay attention!
Oh, and if you are getting road head, and you are at a stoplight, and you see someone next to you that might find it funny that it's going on, be sure to point it out to him/her. Just make sure it isn't a cop or your parents, bad business.


Upcoming rants:
Women
Cars
Music
Rap Music (it gets its own because I despise it so)
Alcohol (love it or hate it, its a part of life for teenagers)
Drugs
Good Books I have read lately